BREAKUP BOUNCE BACK

I think we need to talk. Don’t think of this as an intervention, but more like a heartfelt girl chat…

The Crown’s long-awaited penultimate season has just been released on Netflix, and you best believe we consumed every drama-filled minute of it. From the post-marital shouting matches, to the now familiar ominous background scoring, counter-culture cuffing season claims another date night alternative slot. Opt out of planning a romantic dinner with your main squeeze in favor of getting your heartstrings pulled out bit by bit with your girlfriends. As the top trending show depicts the painful and mega-publicized separation of the previous Prince and Princess of Wales, one message is clear: in case of your power-couple status reaching a nasty demise, keep your glow-up wardrobe at the ready. 

Take a scroll through some “Revenge Dress” approved outfits that might as well come with an “I’m better off without you” label.

Battle Armor I.e The Power Suit 

Need we say more? Choosing boss wear is the ultimate power move, and with a solid blazer-pant combo or tailored vest, you’ll be ready to take on the world. Feel free to take a page from Kylie Jenner’s iconic Forbes Cover, Katie Holmes and her stunning streetwear, and Kerry Washington working it on our screens as peak alpha-female Olivia Pope.    

Pro Tip: Complete the look with some point-toed pumps. With the height they give you, you’ll be way above that pesky parting gossip.   

Maiden in Manhattan 

My mother used to tell me not to be scared of a break-up as it allows you the chance to rewind the clock and be “young” again. Why she thought this would be a coveted result for a twelve-year-old desperate to be older, I am not sure. Perhaps, like most motherly advice, it was meant to be tucked away for later in life; a piece of the rainy day survival kit. This advice I now bestow upon you, dear readers. Allow this split-up to be the start of a restorative, girlified journey. I am seeing lots of vintage-inspired prairie dresses, and ballet flats for your bright future.     

Range Rover Divorcee 

This is for the “It” girl who cannot be bothered. She has better things to do, and plenty of errands to run; the separation was simply another cross of the list. Throw a back-combed low bun under a baseball cap (What was his rival team again?), and slap on the reliable sporty essentials: leggings, quarter-zip, puffer vest, and comfy athletic kicks. Grab some tinted shades, and an insulated coffee mug because this gal’s outfit is ready to be wheels up, and out the door in a heartbeat. 

She Can Beat Me, But She Cannot Beat My Outfit

Rihanna said it best, so let’s listen to this fashionable queen. Why look like a mess, when you can look glamorous? For the ladies who feel grade A when they are partying it up, feathers and sequins might just be your go-to look. Nothing says leveled-up quite like a glittery number, and some fancy footwear.  

Remember, No One Does It Like The OG 

Make Diana’s infamous LBD the gold standard and shop around for some classic old-money ensembles. With some pearls, and an expensive-looking french twist, people will be shaking their heads wondering how your partner could have fumbled the bag this bad. 

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ALEXANDER MCQUEEN

Classic Single-Breasted Suiting Blazer

Tailored, single-breasted blazer in a soft crepe fabric featuring side pockets and center-button closure.

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PHILLIP LIM

Tailored Vest w/ Set-In Bra

V-neck · Chest and front welt pockets · Adjustable back strap · Button front closure · Slim fit ·

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MANOLO BLAHNIK

Suede Pumps

Manolo Blahnik's suede 'BB' pumps have been meticulously handmade in Italy by skilled artisans. They're set on slim stiletto heels that add the perfect amount of height and have sleek pointed toes. The dark-cream hue will complement everything from feminine dresses to jeans.

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THE CHRISTY DAWN

The Gwen Dress in Cornflower Basketweave

With her slim straps and smocking on the back of the bodice, The Gwen Dress in Cornflower Basketweave is a simple and versatile piece. Based on an easy '50s silhouette, she's perfect for warmer weather and pairs well with the Monroe Sandal. Our soft blue Cornflower Basketweave fabric features a classic, prairie-inspired picnic print.

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CHLOÉ

Lauren Scalloped Leather Ballet Flats

Chloe napa leather ballerina flat. 0.3" flat stacked heel. Round toe. Signature scalloped collar. Slip-on style. Leather lining and sole.

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SAINT LAURENT

SL Logo Denim Baseball Hat

Saint Laurent denim baseball hat with SL logo appliqué Paneled crown with button top Curved brim Adjustable back strap

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BRUNELLO CUCINELLI

Sequined Micro Paillette Puffer Vest

Brunello Cucinelli puffer vest in a sequined micro paillette finish Stand collar; two-way front zip Sleeveless Cropped length Acetate/silk Lining.

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BALENCIAGA

BB' Dynasty Square Sunglasses

Following a ‘bigger is a better approach, these Dynasty sunglasses inject statement Balenciaga flair into your accessories arsenal. Designed in Italy, the monochrome frame is accented by the brand's iconic 'BB' motif on the side, providing a flash of brand recognition wherever they're worn.

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CULT GAIA

Feather-Embellished Shannon Mini Dress

Delicate feathers adorn Cult Gaia’s Shannon dress from the neckline to the hem, all hand-placed to create a dramatic, wispy effect. The ostrich plumes are carefully turned upwards for a more voluminous and eye-catching look to the silhouette. Watch as it grabs the attention of onlookers when you elegantly float around the room and bask in the compliments that will undoubtedly make their way to you.

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HARRODS

Sequinned Phoenix Midi Dress

Just as the phoenix rises from the ashes with vigour and determination, the Phoenix dress by New Arrivals is here to up the ante of your next party look. Expect awe-inspired gushes as you make your way through the crowd thanks to this piece’s entirely sequinned profile, and revel in the confidence that you’ll end the night sat at the top of the best-dressed list.

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BRONX AND BANCO

Galaxy Petrol One-Shoulder Sequin Mini Dress

One Shoulder ruched mini dress with allover sequins.

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RENE CAOVILLA

Metallic Snake-Wrap Stiletto Sandals

Cocktail sandals in metallic crystal-beaded satin and iconic snake-shaped spiral ankle-wrap strap. Shoes are completed with our signature glittered leather outsole.

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VALENTINO

Halter Silk Gown

Update your wardrobe with this Women's Halter Neck Dress, made with luscious silk and self-tie for a mixture of comfort sophistication, and ease.

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SILK MAISON

Philomena Pearl Bracelet

Timeless bracelet made with freshwater baby pearls. Can be dressed up or down.

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